WORLD SERIES TIME MEANS MORE TURDUCKEN THAN EVER! USA TODAY reports on World Series scheduling changes baseball is making to bend over for faciliate Fox television.

The Series will begin midweek this year (instead of the usual Saturday) and the Fall Classic may actually extend to November 1.

Night baseball (and four hour games, mind you) in November? Sounds like MLB’s marketing team figures what doesn’t kill us will only make us stronger.