BONDS’ BITCHINESS BLOWING AWAY ENDORSEMENT BUCKS: Jonah Freedman of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED points out how much endorsement money Mr. Bonds could be missing out on due to Barry being Barry:

Contracts from contacts like shoe shuckers and fast food financiers could be netting the Giants slugger almost $30 million in sponsors’ spending. However, it’s difficult to sell products when your possible pitchman won’t even be honored by his league’s commissioner:

Freedman enlisted the help of a sports marketing firm to create a hypothetical portfolio of Bonds’ projected earnings if he wasn’t a projected pain in the ass.

For example, Barry could be chowing down on $750,000 from Taco Bell, while Nike would lace up a sizeable sum of $10 million for Bonds as he flies in the field featured in their footwear.