â€¢ Guess there was something going on over in Washington D.C. today - inoculation, immigration, irrigation … something like that.
(“Hail to the ME!”)
â€¢ Racial slurs, gay bashing, simulated masturbation - Australian Open organizers really know how to put on a show!
â€¢ Donovan McNabb needs a new lawn, thanks to some Arizona arsonists.
â€¢ A priest who blessed the Cubs’ dugout says the team has been talking smack about his services. Railing on one of God’s reps? Good thing Cubs fans aren’t superstitious or anything.
â€¢ Brooks was at last night’s Lakers game, and gives some lip to Dyan Cannon (as if she needs any more).
â€¢ Clear Channel clears out 1,850 employees, suddenly silencing many local sports radio shows.
â€¢ Skater Molly Oberstar figures she’ll win a Minnesota modeling contest.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s Mo’ Bynum bashing caption contest is…
Orton’s Lucky Shot Glass, who treks over to beam up this fascinating quip: Although the Referee called Bynum for a flagrant foul,Â NBA Commissioner Stern later decided that the Lakers can use the Vulcan neck pinch as a legal defense.
Thanks for playing. We’ll be punching up a new contest tomorrow.