RATTLER, RATTLER, THUNDER, CLATTER, BOOM BOOM BOOM: A group of minor league players in Wisconsin are in trouble for attending a demoltion derby - with their own cars:
The APPLETON POST-CRESCENT reports three members of the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers were accused of ramming their cars in an apartment complex parking lot. The players were also charged with obstruction when they wouldn’t cooperate with police arriving on the scene.
Team officials are calling the motorized mash-up an “internal prank”. Hopefully this wasn’t accompanied by “internal bleeding”.