Umpire Ingests Armpit In Argument With Manager

This year’s winner of the minor league baseball manager going nuts award will be Kash Beauchamp of the Wichita Wingnuts. Beauchamp loses his mind in a way that would make Lou Pinella and Larry Bowa ashamed and proud at the same time.

If you’re scoring at home there were 237 wild head jerks, two cleat slams, […]

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Former NHLer: “Cash From Me Or Everyone Dies”

Larry DePalma who played for the Minnesota North Stars, San Jose Sharks and Pittsburgh Penguins in an undistinguished hockey career is facing 12 to 24 months in jail. DePalma and his brother John both plead no contest to charges of trying to extort $1 million from a Detroit area attorney.

Four years ago the DePalma brothers […]

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Report: Lakers Offer Odom To Kings For Artest

The Los Angeles Lakers have offered Lamar Odom to the Sacramento Kings for Ron Artest, according to the SACRAMENTO BEE. If the report is true, the Lakers, who lacked defensive toughness in the NBA finals, apparently believe Artest might solve that problem.

Kings GM Geoff Petrie is neither confirming nor denying the rumor, but it’s also […]

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Video: Drunken Referee Escorted Off Soccer Pitch

By way of SPORTS CRACKLE POP comes this video of Belarus league soccer referee Sergei Shmolik being escorted from the field. At first it seemed that Shmolik was suffering from some sort of back pain, and he was taken to the hospital for tests. The results showed that he had high levels of alcohol […]

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Tiger First Athlete To Make Billion Playing Sports

Tiger Woods has 14 career victories in majors leaving him four behind Jack Nicklaus’ total of 18. People will be able to debate which player was the greatest, but there’s one category where not only Jack, but no athlete will be able to match Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods will be the first professional athlete billionaire. He’s […]

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Sons Of Montana & Gretzky Battle For HS QB Job

Oaks Christian High School in Westlake Village, California is loaded at the quarterback position. Not only are there six signal callers on the roster, two of them are from great athletic bloodlines.

(Nicholas Montana - is that his number or his area code?)
Trevor Gretzky, son of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, has ditched his dad’s skates […]

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Manny Ramirez Forgot To Cash $10,000 Check?!

You can call it Manny being Manny or living a charmed life, either way the Boston Red Sox outfielder always lands on his feet. Whether it’s making a bonehead play in the field or saying “Who cares if we lose?”, Ramirez always wins us back.

Apparently Manny has the same abilities in the financial world. Ramirez […]

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Entire Duke Football Team On Campus Trash Duty

Duke Blue Devils football coach David Cutcliffe is a man that’s not afraid of a challenge. How else do you explain his willingness to take over a team that has only had three winning seasons in the last 25 years?

As coaches tend to do, Cutcliffe is focused on changing the culture of the program. The […]

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John Rocker Batting Clean Up For Alex Rodriguez

The latest twist in the Alex Rodriguez saga brings us the ex-girlfriend of John Rocker, fitness model Alicia Marie. The 2004 Miss Bikini Universe tells the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS about her relationship to A-Rod.

(Rocker, ARod apparently both possess “orange in a sock” fetish) 
If she was trying to go to bat for Rodriguez she failed […]

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Yuck: Sterling Dips Finger Into Media’s Ice Cream

To be a member of the New York Yankees you have to be comfortable with living under the NY media’s microscope. It’s usually the players that have to deal with the negative press, but now team broadcaster John Sterling has made his way to Page Six.

Sterling, a Yankees radio announcer since 1989, is being called […]

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