Top Football Recruit Considering CFL Over NCAA?

Wichita’s own Bryce Brown, the top-rated high school running back prospect in the country, has not signed with a program officially yet.  His advisor/manager, Brian Butler, is doing everything he can to finagle the best deal and that requires multiple suitors.
Therefore, Butler has tossed in every possible destination he can think of, even if it […]

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Cardinals Fans Still Learning Super Bowl Etiquette

(Ed. note: SbB correspondent Tuffy has been taking the pulse of Phoenix just before the Super Bowl.)
A short time left before kickoff (barely enough time for more Snoop Dogg raps) and the state of Arizona has embraced the Cardinals’ upcoming Super Bowl appearance awkwardly, not quite knowing what to do in such a social situation.
To […]

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Golf Charity Dinner Ends With Fatal Acrobat Fall

An acrobat team entertaining a charity dinner in Scottsdale, AZ, from forty feet above the crowd suffered a tragic loss Tuesday night when one of the acrobats fell to his death from the rafters of the Birds Nest, an entertainment venue near TPC Scottsdale.

(Image from 12 NEWS in Phoenix)
The event was meant to kick off […]

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China’s New Basketball Role Model is Ron Artest?

When David Aldridge suggested a few days ago that Yao Ming feels like the Tracy McGrady Traveling Convalescence Show has an open-ended engagement that will sink his chance at an NBA title, he didn’t mention who might replace Tracy in Yao’s five.  (There’s plenty of room since Chuck got removed at the network level, of […]

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Michael Jordan Shills Steaks, Gives 1/2 Off to Kerr

Do you want to get at the premium meat of the best basketball player of all time? Do you think it will never happen because you’re not a comely co-ed visiting a casino or a vacation island? Fear not; the MJ Marketing Machine provides for all segments of the population.  PEREZ HILTON reports you can […]

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Tebow Returns, Forestalls World’s End One Year

Moreover, brothers and sisters, we declare to you the gospel which we preached to you by which also you are saved from life without Tim Tebow in Florida, if you keep in memory what we preached to you, unless you have believed in vain that He shall return for his senior season.

For we delivered to […]

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ESPN Reminds Us It Will Outlast President Obama

Remember how Barack Obama promised he would use some of the resources and goodwill of the Office of the President to work towards a college football playoff system?  Remember how he reiterated it on “60 Minutes”? Remember how those that make their money at the teat of the college bowl system giggled like snide schoolgirls […]

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Colorado Buffaloes Herded Into Discipline Teams

University of Colorado head coach Dan Hawkins certainly knew “den mother” fell on his list of responsibilities, but he hoped “warden” didn’t. Unfortunately, 13 players found their way into the legal system in and around Boulder since fall of 2007, not to mention academic ineligibility and other tomfoolery.

Therefore, Hawkins has declared an end to the […]

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NBA Won’t Punish Ref Calling Vince Carter “Boy”

Vince Carter doesn’t mind terribly anymore if you call him soft, cursed with a low pain tolerance, focused on self, unmotivated by basketball, or that he will play at less than his maximum effort in order to leave Canada.  He either accepts them as canards he can’t avoid or as true.  However, he would like […]

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Barkley’s Arresting Cop Has to Keep a Low Profile

In case you doubted for a moment that Charles Barkley still captures the American imagination, even the officer that brought Barkley in on suspicion of DUI has been forced to keep a low profile to avoid “the most media attention” Gilbert police have ever had.  Considering this is the department that chased down Tank Johnson, […]

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