Sports Babes TV Dot Com Launches

SPORTS BABES SERVE UP STAR JONES-LESS VIEW: We try to be open minded about this stuff, and as much as we’d initially dismiss the latest attempt at integrating women’s voices into the daily sports-talk chatter, the fivesome associated with the new SportsBabeTV.com site is one that we’ve a strange attraction to since it launched on […]

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Colorado Coach Hawkins\’ Rant Makes Backhanded Argument For Paying Players

DON’T BUFFALO HIM: If you haven’t heard the audio rant featuring Colorado football coach Dan Hawkins dissing a parent who complained about the lack of time off before the start of spring practice — “IT’S DIVISION I FOOTBALL … GO PLAY INTERMURALS, BROTHER” — turn the speaker volume down despite the fact it starts out […]

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Frozen Balls Are What Selig Wants

MLB CLUBS TO KEEP POWDER DRY, BALLS MOIST: This we know: A dry Macanudo Maduro crumbles. It’s useless. Might as well throw up a $20 bill and smoke it. It’s why the cigar gods invented a humidor. Same goes, apparently, for those living, breathing baseballs that Jeff Weaver enjoys serving up to ex-teammates on a […]

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Gay Website Outsports In 2001 Named Tim Hardaway One Of Ten Most Likely Gay NBA Ballers

GAY WEBSITE IN 2001 NAMED HARDAWAY ONE OF “TEN MOST LIKELY GAY BALLERS IN THE NBA“: By now you know Tim Hardaway’s feelings on alternative lifestyles, but that doesn’t mean gay NBA fans, like those at Outsports.com, want Tim to put his Hardaway.

In 2001, the website placed Hardaway on their prestigious “Ten Most Likely Gay […]

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Barkley Vs. Bavetta Is No Seabiscuit vs. War Admiral

BARKLEY CAN’T MAKE A BAVETTA ON VEGAS FOOTRACE: The particulars are set for Saturday’s extreme footrace between Charles Barkley, 43, and NBA referee Dick Bavetta, 67, and they go as follows:

– 235 feet will be the distance, from baseline to baseline and then to half court at the Thomas & Mack Arena.
– TNT, which will […]

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Women\’s Champion Boxer Vonda Ward Tackles A Third Pro Sport in Football

WOMEN’S BOXING CHAMP WANTS THE WHOLE NINE YARDS: We admit it. Right now, we’re kinda fond of Vonda Ward.

Saturday, the 6-foot-6 superchick won the World Boxing Council’s heavyweight title by crushing Martha Salazar in Cleveland. She did so despite having three bone chips in her right ankle that require surgery.
Ward in full attack mode is […]

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Tiki Barber Signs With NBC To Be Near His Idol Matt Lauer And To Screw Over Disney

TIKI BARBER’s REAL REASON TO ROOST WITH NBC: The announcement that Tiki Barber has landed a multifaceted role at NBC as both an NFL sideline guy and a “Today” show contributor came with a few surprises:

For one, he admitted during a press conference that “Today” show co-host Matt Lauer “has been my idol and someone […]

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Middle School Locker Room Prank Leads to Surrender, Assault Charges For Wrestler

WRESTLING WITH THE PROBLEM OF PLAYING CHICKEN WITH THE WRONG LEGS AND THIGHS: When is a drumstick considered a legal weapon? When one teenager is shoving it up another friend’s rectum.

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BARBARO\’S OWNERS GIVE DONATION TO PENNSYLVANIA VETERINARY SCHOOL, HORSE GETS WRITE-UP IN PERSONALITY PARADE

NOT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE BUT….Just when you thought Barbaro was gone and buried in a Farmer John lunchmeat product, the Kentucky Derby winner that refuses to die is back making news. His owners decided to start a $3 million endowment at the University of Pennsylvania’s vet school to study equine diseases.
Barbaro was […]

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BASEBALL BLOGGER FINDS OUT WOMEN REALLY HATE VERMONT TEDDY BEARS AS A VALENTINE

WANT SAPPY AND VERMONT? TRY MAPLE SYRUP INSTEAD OF BEAR NECESSITIES: Howard Cole, whose blog BaseballSavvy.com expands upon his love of the horsehide, offered up a smart piece of advice in those anxious days before Valentine’s Day.
We know it’s come and gone, and you probably struck out again. But if and when it arrives on […]

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