TAG-TEAM DAD COMES IN TOO LATE: It’s the video all the kids will be talking about for hours to come, long after the injuries are assessed and the laywers are asked to file an opening statement.

This is the report WMAQ-TV in Chicago filed about the dad who bounded in during his 11-year-old son’s wrestling match, […]

SPORTS BABES SERVE UP STAR JONES-LESS VIEW: We try to be open minded about this stuff, and as much as we’d initially dismiss the latest attempt at integrating women’s voices into the daily sports-talk chatter, the fivesome associated with the new SportsBabeTV.com site is one that we’ve a strange attraction to since it launched on […]

DON’T BUFFALO HIM: If you haven’t heard the audio rant featuring Colorado football coach Dan Hawkins dissing a parent who complained about the lack of time off before the start of spring practice — “IT’S DIVISION I FOOTBALL … GO PLAY INTERMURALS, BROTHER” — turn the speaker volume down despite the fact it starts out […]

MLB CLUBS TO KEEP POWDER DRY, BALLS MOIST: This we know: A dry Macanudo Maduro crumbles. It’s useless. Might as well throw up a $20 bill and smoke it. It’s why the cigar gods invented a humidor. Same goes, apparently, for those living, breathing baseballs that Jeff Weaver enjoys serving up to ex-teammates on a […]

GAY WEBSITE IN 2001 NAMED HARDAWAY ONE OF “TEN MOST LIKELY GAY BALLERS IN THE NBA“: By now you know Tim Hardaway’s feelings on alternative lifestyles, but that doesn’t mean gay NBA fans, like those at Outsports.com, want Tim to put his Hardaway.

In 2001, the website placed Hardaway on their prestigious “Ten Most Likely Gay […]

BARKLEY CAN’T MAKE A BAVETTA ON VEGAS FOOTRACE: The particulars are set for Saturday’s extreme footrace between Charles Barkley, 43, and NBA referee Dick Bavetta, 67, and they go as follows:

– 235 feet will be the distance, from baseline to baseline and then to half court at the Thomas & Mack Arena.
– TNT, which will […]

WOMEN’S BOXING CHAMP WANTS THE WHOLE NINE YARDS: We admit it. Right now, we’re kinda fond of Vonda Ward.

Saturday, the 6-foot-6 superchick won the World Boxing Council’s heavyweight title by crushing Martha Salazar in Cleveland. She did so despite having three bone chips in her right ankle that require surgery.
Ward in full attack mode is […]

TIKI BARBER’s REAL REASON TO ROOST WITH NBC: The announcement that Tiki Barber has landed a multifaceted role at NBC as both an NFL sideline guy and a “Today” show contributor came with a few surprises:

For one, he admitted during a press conference that “Today” show co-host Matt Lauer “has been my idol and someone […]

WRESTLING WITH THE PROBLEM OF PLAYING CHICKEN WITH THE WRONG LEGS AND THIGHS: When is a drumstick considered a legal weapon? When one teenager is shoving it up another friend’s rectum.

NOT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE BUT….Just when you thought Barbaro was gone and buried in a Farmer John lunchmeat product, the Kentucky Derby winner that refuses to die is back making news. His owners decided to start a $3 million endowment at the University of Pennsylvania’s vet school to study equine diseases.
Barbaro was […]