Is All-NBA Dancer Pop Group Ready For Charts?

The Pussycat Dolls. Danity Kane. Hit musical acts that have gone to the top of the charts using a simple but successful formula: easily-digestible, fluffy pop and hot chicks dancing around in little clothing. Another thing they share is ex-NBA dancer squad members in the group. But FRESNO BEACH reports that a new group called […]

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Speed Read: Is Haley Ready For Chiefs Hot Seat?

It guess it’s not just to the victor that go the spoils: despite his team falling just short in the Super Bowl, Cardinals offensive coordinator Todd Haley was rewarded for the team’s miracle run, as the KANSAS CITY STAR reports that he has reached an agreement with the Kansas City Chiefs to become their new […]

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Speed Read: LeBron’s Turn To Shred The Knicks

You have to give Mike D’Antoni credit for trying something innovative, even if it didn’t work out. For the second straight game, the New York Knicks rolled out their “Box and Zero” defense, which essentially challenges the other team’s best player to beat them by refusing to cover him under any circumstances. But just like […]

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Husker: Unflattering Facebook Entry Strikes Again

Apparently, the athletic administration of the University of Nebraska is a little sensitive about their football players being perceived like a bunch of misogynistic criminals. (Although I can’t imagine why they would be worried about that.) Hours after Mike Freeman at CBS SPORTS reported on a party for a Nebraska football player who avoided jail […]

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Utah Paper Searches For the Mythical White NBAer

The white, non-European NBA player: Perhaps the rarest of all sports figures, this creature is considered by some to be mythical, by others to be extinct. But the SALT LAKE TRIBUNE did some research and found that they are neither fictional beings nor have they been wiped off the face of the Earth. They just […]

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Softball Player Finds Man “Slap Hitting” Self In Car

Apparently, if you are in Santa Barbara and you want to masturbate in public, Santa Barbara City College is the place to do it. THE CHANNELS ONLINE says that a middle-aged man named Harold Hall was arrested at the parking lot of the campus’ La Playa Stadium after being spotted by a SBCC softball player […]

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Portis: Miami Pro Bowl Means DUIs, Suspensions

We mentioned a few weeks ago that the Pro Bowl was going to be moving from Hawaii to the mainland starting next year, with the 2010 game being played in Miami. At the time, we speculated that the players would be thrilled with moving the game to Miami as part of the expected rotation of […]

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HS Referee And Dad With Walker Tangle On Court

You can imagine that a high school basketball ref would get pretty tired of being harassed by parents of the home team, so it’s not shocking when an official decides he’s had enough and ejects a fan. It is pretty shocking if the fan and the referee wind up tussling, causing the fan’s son to […]

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Red Sox Owner, 59, Ready To Marry 30-Year-Old

Oh, to be rich, moderately attractive and the owner of one of the most successful franchises in sports. Take Boston Red Sox owner John Henry, for example. Less than a year after his divorce from his second wife Peggy, the 59-year-old Henry is ready to give the whole wedding thing a try for the third […]

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Florida State WR Passes Out In McD’s Drive-Thru

After a late night of partying, there’s pretty much nothing better than McDonald’s (which might explain Michael Phelps’ endorsement deal with the fast food joint). It’s greasy, it’s bad for you and it’s delicious. But after a night of alleged drinking and pot smoking, perhaps Florida State receiver Preston Parker should have settled for ordering […]

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