Rick Adelman’s Son Still Coaching After 2 DUIs?!

As if Rick Adelman doesn’t have enough headaches as he tries to keep his Houston Rockets in playoff contention after the season-ending injury to Tracy McGrady: The OREGONIAN reports that his son David, a basketball coach at Lincoln High in Portland, was arrested over the weekend and charged with a DUI - his second such […]

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Dirk Nowitzki Rips Avery Johnson, Shawn Bradley

Much like Bill Murray’s character in “Lost in Translation,” many celebrities think that the embarrassing commercials they do in foreign countries won’t see the light of day, only to see it pop up on the Internet. The same theory seems to apply to foreign athletes, who have a tendency to give extremely candid interviews to […]

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Bayless: Cowboys Claimed Aikman Is “Bisexual”

You might just know Skip Bayless as the blowhard on ESPN who says outrageous statements just to get attention. (Versus, basically, every other personality on ESPN who does exactly the same thing.) Among his greatest hits are his on-going hatred of LeBron James and his belief that Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson were boycotting a […]

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Speed Read: Devin Harris Miracle Shot Sinks 76ers

You know who had a good night on Monday? Devin Harris of the New Jersey Nets. Not only did he score 39 points, but he sunk a game-winning half court shot as time expired to lift his team to a 98-96 victory over the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday night. The entire play was about as […]

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Wazzu QB Passed Out In Truck At Police Station

Think about this question for a moment: If you were a 19-year-old college student who was drunk, where would be the one place you would choose to park your truck to sleep it off? If your answer was anything but “at the police station,” then you are smarter than Marshall Lobbestael allegedly was. KXLY-TV says […]

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Bears Fan Charged $28K By AT&T To Watch Game

If you were a Chicago Bears fan, and you were stuck away from home on game day, how much would you pay to watch Kyle Orton overthrow receivers on 3rd-and-8? Maybe you would pay five dollars, or even ten. But how about $28,067.31? That’s exactly how much the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES says one lucky fan was […]

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Jim Bunning Predicts Supreme Ct. Justice’s Death

Remember how the 2008 Presidential Election was supposed to be the end of partisan politics? That lasted about two days. But things are starting to go from “healthy political discourse” to “bloodbath” in a big way: according to GAWKER, Hall of Fame pitcher-turned-Senator Jim Bunning is now pumping up his constituents with good news: the […]

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Hockey Ref Narrowly Avoided Buffalo Plane Crash

Even a week later, the crash of Continental Flight 3407 into a residential area of Buffalo continues to have ramifications in the sports world. First it was the Buffalo Sabres players and coaches who witnessed the plane crash from their homes in the tony Clarence Center suburb. Now the ROCHESTER DEMOCRAT AND CHRONICLE has the […]

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Tiger’s Comeback Begins Next Week In Tucson

If you’ve been sick of flipping around the dial on Sunday afternoon and finding a PGA Tour leaderboard cluttered with the likes of Nick Watney and Pat Perez, take comfort: golf just got relevant again. Tiger Woods has announced on his Web site that he will be returning to the PGA Tour at the Accenture […]

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Speed Read: Penn St. & Illinois Stink Up The Joint

Basketball: it’s a beautiful game. Or fantastically ugly, depending on which game you watched last night. On one hand, you had the Phoenix Suns putting up 140 points for the second straight game in their 142-119 victory over the depleted Los Angeles Clippers. On the other, there was Penn State and Illinois, who combined scored […]

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