Sox Fan Sues NY Fan For Assault, Bluetooth Mic

While it seems like there’s a case every week about a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan engaging in fisticuffs, this one’s special. Because the other incidents were just two blasé drunken parties who couldn’t agree on David Ortiz and Derek Jeter’s level of awesomeness or suckage. But this case … this one has […]

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Log On For Shaq’s ‘Six Picks’ To Celeb Success

This afternoon at 2 p.m., noted large man Shaquille O’Neal will be the veteran center of attention in some corporate Webinar about success and how it can work for you at home and in the office. He’ll share “his top six picks on what makes a celebrity endorsement successful.”

So it got us thinking. (Okay. […]

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One-Armed Man Almost Swims English Channel

But he did swim in several circles. There, I got the easy joke out of the way. It’s easy because he’s persevering despite having one arm, while I use my two functional-yet-flabby arms to make fun of him. Also he’s French, so there’s a “surrendering” joke in there too. And I’m comfortable with making one […]

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Olympic Journo Dines On Animal … Um … “Parts”

Garry Linnell is a man who doesn’t mess around. The Australian reporter for THE DAILY TELEGRAPH wouldn’t pussyfoot around his assignment to go to the Olympics Games and eat four kinds of animal penis.

Linnell opted not for the Bloomin’ Onion (we like to stereotype here, stick with us) but instead for a meal at […]

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Dissecting This Silly Pudge-For-Farnsworth Trade

Here at the SPORTSbyBROOKS Sporting Institute of Sportsbloggery, we are dedicated to give you the silly, the bizarre, and the best stories the world has to offer. We are also honored to bring you pictures of the girls you want to see. (Speaking of… hey Brooks? it appears that new SbB girl isn’t answering my […]

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Indians’ Choo In South Korean Military By 2010?

When people ask you if we’ll ever see another Ted Williams, tell them to look no further than Cleveland Indians platoon-y outfielder Shin-Soo Choo, who could find himself in a different kind of platoon in a couple of years.

THE CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER notes that Choo must fulfill a homeland obligation of two years in […]

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USA Hoops Will Win Olympic Gold, So Sez LeBron

So there’s no need for the other teams to show up, right? Or even try? I mean, LeBron James, for reals, already told TIME MAGAZINE that the Americans will win the gold medal in Beijing. And it shall happen. Right?

(Words you can take to the engraver, or just another puff of smoke?)
When James was […]

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NCAA Considering Beach Volleyball As New Sport

It’s still an Olympic sport, which can’t be said of softball. But beach volleyball seems to experiencing a jump in popularity, so the NCAA has voted to add it to a list of sports they’re considering to make into actual no-foolin’ varsity sports. That sound you heard was Allison Stokke’s father putting out a red […]

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Ask A Sports Blog: Tips On Winning Food Contest

It’s time again for ASK A SPORTS BLOG, where high profile athletes and sports celebrities turn the table and ask their most pressing questions to a rising young Internet sports website. (With complete anonymity, of course.)

Dear Sports Blog,
I’m an athlete in a sporting league, with the difference being instead of running and trying to put […]

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KC Wizards Harassed Women By Drafting Them?

The MLS’s Kansas City Wizards is getting treated with a sexual harassment lawsuit by former employee Kathryn Carver, the KANSAS CITY STAR reports.

Carver cites two of the team’s vice presidents, Greg Cotton and Robert Thomson, Jr. for, among other things, “[holding] “drafts” of young female employees with whom they would want to have sex.”

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