Ask A Sports Blog: Tips On Winning Food Contest

It’s time again for ASK A SPORTS BLOG, where high profile athletes and sports celebrities turn the table and ask their most pressing questions to a rising young Internet sports website. (With complete anonymity, of course.)

Dear Sports Blog,
I’m an athlete in a sporting league, with the difference being instead of running and trying to put […]

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KC Wizards Harassed Women By Drafting Them?

The MLS’s Kansas City Wizards is getting treated with a sexual harassment lawsuit by former employee Kathryn Carver, the KANSAS CITY STAR reports.

Carver cites two of the team’s vice presidents, Greg Cotton and Robert Thomson, Jr. for, among other things, “[holding] “drafts” of young female employees with whom they would want to have sex.”

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CNN Stamps Trivial Olympics Headline On T-Shirt

The moon landing. McGwire’s 61st home run. And … news of algae potentially affecting sailing competitions in this year’s Beijing Olympics. Not to play the role of Carnac here, but it’s pretty evident what all three of these stories have in common. You all remember EXACTLY where you were when you heard about them. But […]

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Cancer Doesn’t Exempt Kid From $1 ‘D-Rays’ Fine

You remember the story of high school varsity baseball player John Challis’s courageous battle with cancer and his base hit in a game. Great stuff. Since you’re an informed citizen of the universe, you also might remember when blogger David Pinto was fined one dollar by calling the Tampa Bay Rays the “Devil Rays,” their […]

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Bob Wickman’s Game-Worn Pants Up For Auction

Yes, this is real. (It comes with a letter of authenticity!) THREE IDIOTS ON SPORTS found a pair of pants once worn by former All-Star closer Bob Wickman on the eBays, which you can get today for the low, low starting bid of $29.99.

(Not actual size. Like most AAA maps, 1 inch = 1 […]

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Ask A Sports Blog: Which Hoopster To Take First

It’s time again for ASK A SPORTS BLOG, where high profile athletes and sports celebrities turn the table and ask their most pressing questions to a rising young Internet sports website. (With complete anonymity, of course.)

Dear Sports Blog,
Tonight my basketball team will be selecting amateur basketball players in an orderly fashion to our franchise. […]

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John Daly Discovers Another Use For A Beer Can

It’s pretty clear at this moment that John Daly is a modern day George Washington Carver, in that he finds all sorts of ways to take a beer can and use it in everyday life. Art decor! A makeshift carnival game! You can .. um .. drink them! And now Daly shows his latest use:

Via […]

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Shawn Chacon Seizes Trade Opportunity By Neck

It’s been hard out there for Houston Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon. It took 10 starts this year to become the pitcher of record, let alone a win, despite an OK ERA. But now he’s reeling of three straight losses, his ERA’s on the wrong side of 5.00, and the Astros have decided to demote him […]

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Giants Announcers Draw Face On Baldy’s Head

The TV voices of the San Francisco Giants, Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper, both have illustrious heads of hear. And during Monday’s telecast of the Giants-Tigers game, they saw a fan shivering in his coat, showing nothing but the shiny top of his head.

This, my friends, is why everyone should want a telestrator everywhere they […]

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Ask A Sports Blog: Conflicted Feelings About DHs

It’s time again for ASK A SPORTS BLOG, where high profile athletes and sports celebrities turn the table and ask their most pressing questions to a rising young Internet sports website. (With complete anonymity, of course.)

Dear Sports Blog
I am the commissioner for a very successful baseball league. One half of the league requires the […]

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