QB Anderson Injury Brings Out Browns Boobirds

It’s a long-standing tradition that whenever a player goes down with an injury, no matter which uniform he wears, when they leave the field the crowd shall rise up as one and offer their support in the form of a hearty cheer. Apparently, the classy fans in Cleveland must have skipped that fan etiquette class. […]

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Ex-Wisc. Player Threatens To Kill A.D., Sharapova

Here’s a mostly sad story: Former University of Wisconsin defensive back Leonard Taylor has been taken into custody for making “specific death threats” to two popular sports personalities, two who couldn’t be any more different. The first at least makes some kind of weird sense - UW Athletic Director Barry Alvarez - but the second […]

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Eric Moulds Will Sign Your Face With His Fists

Take note, autograph seekers: If you see ex-Bills wide receiver Eric Moulds hanging out, just minding his own business in a bar, and think it’s appropriate to ask him for an autograph, it is not. He will punch you in the face. Especially if you’re an Iraq War veteran. Ooh boy, this story’s got just […]

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Could Cassel Jet To New York As Favre Follower?

You got to hand it to him: Matt Cassel sure picked the right year to work the legs of his Tom Brady voodoo doll. Not only does he get to ride the wave of talent from last year’s near-perfect team, but he’s also hugely jacking up the cash he’s going to get when he hits […]

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Raptors Players Getting Used To The Good Life

There’s a reason youngsters spend hours outside, chucking free throws and practicing their jump shots, counting down “3-2-1″ in their heads before launching a desperation shot. It’s not for the glory, or for the love of the game, or even the massive amount of ladies associated with such a career. It’s for the perks, and […]

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Michael Phelps’ New Mystery Ladyfriend Revealed

The world was abuzz on Thursday when it was first reported by Vegas insider Norm Clarke - who awesomely wears an eye-patch - that Michael Phelps’ new ladyfriend is a 26-year-old cocktail waitress. But we all wanted, nay needed, to know the same thing: What does she look like? Well folks, the wait is over. […]

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Sylvester Croom Resigns From Mississippi State

Here’s some Earth-Shattering Breaking News of Monumental Proportions for you: Less than 24 hours after his team’s horrendous 45-0 loss to Mississippi in the “most lopsided Egg Bowl in 37 years”, Sylvester Croom is stepping down from his head coaching position at Mississippi State. Guess Mississippi State fans can take something positive out of the […]

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Key To Ivanovic’s Heart? Don’t Gossip About Her

As everyone knows, the main cause of a ruined childhood isn’t divorce, or being beaten by bullies, or even drugs. It’s that horrible act known as “rumor-mongering”. Nothing hurts like having a bunch of people whispering behind your back, spreading lies about things like, say, the size of your genitals. Or something like that. Well, […]

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Bending It Like Beckham Just Got a Lot Easier

It being the Insane Black Friday and all - some places a little more insane than others - it feels appropriate to bring you this review of a video game that will no doubt be on your Christmas wish list: Naked Babe Soccer. Essentially, it’s a game for your handheld something-or-other that contains four “soccer […]

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Lush Super Bowl Parties On The Chopping Block

In these rough economic times, nothing is sacred. Circuit City closed a bunch of stores before Black Friday, the stock market is tumbling harder than the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” lady, and cats & dogs are sleeping together just to cut their rent in half. But now we have the ultimate sign […]

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