SbB@3: Lady Wrestlers, Somali Pirates And You

If you’re like me, you long for the days of old school AWA wrestling circa 1988, which featured stars such as Curt Henning, Sean Michaels and Sgt. Slaughter. ESPN Classic revisits that magical time this week, but you’re probably not going to see Hulk Hogan or the Road Warriors — Vince MacMahon and Jim Crockett […]

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Girls Soccer Resumes The Brawling, Hair Pulling

On the means streets of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, the girls soccer players will throw down on a moment’s notice if you’re wearing the wrong colors. Such was the case at the Rhode Island division IV state high school championships on Sunday, as rivals Woonsocket and Tolman engaged in a benches-clearing brawl, with the requisite hair […]

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Lawrence Taylor Arrested, Would Like Some Visine

UPDATE (6:47 am PT): MIAMI HERALD has a confusing account of the Taylor arrest. Did he hit another car and try to drive off in a car missing one wheel? Not clear. Jump in the comments if you can figure it out.
Lawrence Taylor arrested? And here I thought that the first contestant on “Dancing With […]

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Sprightly Drum Major Leads Stanford Over Oregon

Not only did Jim Harbaugh’s squad give everything they had in a 51-42 upset of Oregon, but the Stanford Band’s buxom, fake lady drum major gave his full measure of devotion as well. Was Hooters missing a waitress on Saturday afternoon, or was Heaven missing a rather hairy angel?

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Fake High School Player Chased Scholarship, Girls

We’ve all wanted to go back in time at certain junctures in our lives: I often imagine myself traveling back to 2002 to try and talk some sense into Dusty Baker before Game 7 of the World Series. Or just to be sure, go to 1975 to prevent Livan Hernandez from being born. But here’s […]

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7-foot-4 Eighth-Grade Football Player Wins At Life

When your eighth grade football team has a wide receiver who’s 7-foot-4, that can only be a good thing, right? Meet Brenden Adams, who plays for the Morgan Middle School football team in Ellensburg, Washington. Not only is he the tallest player in youth football, but at 14, he’s said to be the tallest teenager […]

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Montana, Gretzky, Smith Progeny Still Undefeated

It’s the only high school football snack bar that sells autograph pens. At any given game you may seen Joe Montana, Wayne Gretzky, Will Smith, or even Tom Cruise in the stands. I attended an Oaks Christian High School game last season and it’s actually kind of hilarious: The real Hollywood High.

You probably know by […]

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Wait, Lincecum Smokes Pot? That’s Unpossible!

You mean to tell me that the fellow in the picture below enjoys weed? What? Because I would have guessed he spends the off season reading the Book of Mormon, or cleaning oil-infested sea fowl. But there’s word today that Tim Lincecum was pulled over by the cops last week and charged with misdemeanor possession […]

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Time For Another Dignified Yankees Victory Parade

As I type this, workers in New Jersey (yes, New Jersey) are working furiously like Santa’s elves, cobbling together the many floats that will be used in Friday’s Yankee victory parade. Route is the Canyon of Heroes to City Hotel, whatever that means, and post time is 11 a.m. Please do not feed or approach […]

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Fearless Models Will Strip For World Cup Tickets

Has it always been your dream to travel to South Africa to watch soccer? My condolences. But hey, it’s the World Cup. And if you’re from Chile, it’s something special to see your team compete on the world stage. So three enterprising Chileans have cooked up a wacky scheme to earn the dough to make […]

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