In a quick turn of events, Seahawk fans will now be forced to find something new to complain about. Current whipping boy, Shaun Alexander, was released today.

(I can still keep my wife, right?)
That’s right, just 2 years after winning league MVP and leading Seattle to the Super Bowl, Alexander finds himself looking for a […]

The last we heard, Mark Jackson had expressed some interest in the recently opened Knicks head coaching job. And though he may be the top candidate, new Knicks president Donnie Walsh is saying that he’s got some other guys in mind as well.

(I’ve made a huge mistake.)
Through the use of the world wide web, […]

Though the joy in Atlanta is surely tempered by the loss, all of the boys and girls on Peachtree rejoiced as Felipe Lopez struck out, making John Smoltz the 16th pitcher to record 3000 strikeouts in a career.

In the bottom of the third, Smoltz utilized his signature split-finger fastball to retire Lopez. Lopez was […]

As far as I can remember, I’ve watched one hockey game in my life. That being said, some people actually like hockey. You might even think that the VERSUS network likes hockey since, you know, they’re the only people who broadcast it these days.

(Is that Victoria Principal you’re wearing? YES!)
Of course, […]

Back when I was in high school, I was happy when I’d get a card with 20 bucks in it for my birthday (thanks, Grandma!). I was also pretty content to spend my weekends playing Perfect Dark with my friends. This may explain why I’m not a professional golfer.

Tadd Fujikawa, on the other […]

During yesterday’s awesomely fantastic, game-of-the-year-so-far Game 1 between the Suns and Spurs, former Knick Mark “YOU’RE BETTA THEN THAT” Jackson was asked for his thoughts on New York’s coaching vacancy.

Jackson responded, “As far as history, the New York Knicks are one of the most storied franchises in all of sports. That certainly is a job […]

If you haven’t heard of Rod Benson yet, you’re probably new to the internet. Dubbed the “D-League Gilbert Arenas,” Benson has taken the blogging world by storm in the past year. He’s on DEADSPIN. He’s in SLAM. He even writes for YAHOO!.

Now, he’s trying to use his new-found celebrity to lure […]

The Skinny on the Hornets:  They used to be in Charlotte, then they moved to New Orleans.  New Orleans got decimated by that one storm, so then they had to hang out in Oklahoma City for a while (paving the way for the Sonics move).  Somewhere along the line they got really good at basketball […]

Oh, what a day of games, friends! That LeBron James is truly a marvelous athlete! What truly wondrous dunk shots that young knave can make! Quite the start to the National Basketball Association 2008 Playoffs!

(I dance when I’m happy.)
Behind Sir James’ 32 basket points, the Cavaliers of Cleveland toppled those Washingtonian Wizards. […]

Hey Seattle, it’s us, Oklahoma City. We’re getting your team and we couldn’t be happier. Maybe if you guys weren’t such sissy liberals, you’d have been able to keep your precious, precious Sonics.

(typical Seattle fan)
Nah, probably not. You’re all too busy drinking coffee and wearing flannel. Why don’t you go chase […]