Vick Bankruptcy Lawyers Submit $2.6 Million Bill

Just to give you an idea of how screwed up Michael Vick’s life is, here’s this nugget of information from the DAILY PRESS OF NEWPORT NEWS: his lawyers are now fighting with each other in court over legal fees. It seems that his criminal lawyers are concerned that the lawyers in his ongoing bankruptcy case […]

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MLBPA Head Fehr Tries To Put Fear Into Reporters

It looks like the leak of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez’s names as having tested positive for steroids back in 2003 is going to have consequences after all. Just not for the players, or for the person who leaked the sealed information. Instead, EDITOR & PUBLISHER says that the MLB Players Union is focusing its […]

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Hawaii Suspends Teary Coach McMacklin For Slur

Here’s another legacy that President Barack Obama is creating: whenever you put your foot in your mouth, it’s a “teachable moment.” See how much better and more positive that sounds than it being “really stupid and embarrassing?” See, everybody learns a valuable lesson and is better off for your idiotic statement having been made.

Hawaii football […]

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Here’s My Insurance Card And A Knuckle Sandwich

I think we know by this point that nothing good ever happens in a college town at 2:30 a.m. The best that you’re going to find is some engineering student desperately cramming for a test the next morning, and more likely than not there’s nothing but high jinx, tomfoolery, insipidity and God knows what else […]

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Speed Read: All Bets Off On Rose Hall Of Fame Bid

If Vegas actually had a betting line on Pete Rose making it into the Baseball Hall of Fame, it would have probably been taken off the board for “suspicious activity” after the events of the last few days. The odds improved significantly when Henry Aaron - a close friend of Commissioner Bud Selig - mentioned […]

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Fresno St. Coaches Furloughed In Budget Mess

You might have heard that California’s finances are in such dire straits that Lenny Dykstra is shaking his head in disgust. In order to close a $26 billion budget deficit, the state was forced to pass a budget that includes drastic cuts to services such as health care and education. In fact, things are so […]

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Rangers Pitcher Padilla Diagnosed With Swine Flu

A few months ago, the swine flu epidemic turned the international sports scene into absolute chaos. Soccer teams in Mexico were forced to play in empty stadiums, and high school games and tournaments across the US were threatened. It was a total mess, but fortunately American professional sports were spared any damage.

But that’s all changed, […]

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Texans FB Turns All-White Party Into Bloody Mess

Remind me not to go to an “all-white party” hosted by Houston Texans fullback Vonta Leach. Because from what THE ROBESONIAN is reporting, it seems like his last party at the Blackwater Grille in Lumberton, NC turned into an “all-white plus black-and-blue and blood-red party.” (And an “all-white party” at the Blackwater Grille? Oh, the […]

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Affliction Waves White Flag, Comes Back To UFC

After months of teetering on the verge of disaster, Affliction was pushed over the edge this week when Josh Barnett dropped out of his heavyweight title match against Fedor Emelianenko scheduled to headline its August 1 PPV after failing a drug test. Yesterday the company announced that it was canceling the “Trilogy” PPV and has […]

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F1 Driver Massa In Coma After Frightening Crash

As anyone who ever went through Driver’s Ed surely learned, distracted driving is dangerous driving. The same apparently holds true in Formula One racing, as Felipe Massa learned the hard way in qualifying for the Hungarian Grand Prix this morning. But instead of eating a Big Mac or trying to text while he was driving, […]

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