Jordan Paternity Tests Not Getting More Positive

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports Lisa Miceli, who twice made Michael Jordan submit to paternity tests three years ago, both of which came up negative, is asking that he be forced to take a third, because she’s 38 kinds of crazy.

“Lisa Miceli also is asking a judge to lift a temporary restraining order imposed after […]


Arizona Wildcats DE Bears Down With Bad Touch

THEDIRTY.COM, recently making headlines with its photos of Matt Leinart in flagrante blotto, provides the video of recently suspended Univ. of Arizona defensive end Josh Lewis.

The clip shows the Wildcats DE getting a little graphically grabby with a drunk girl, despite her and her’s friend’s (one assumes) protestations.
(Video after the jump, possibly NSFW.)


Final Four Tix Commanding Small Fortune

If, say, hours before tip-off of the Final Four, you felt compelled to try to get a seat at the Alamodome tonight, prepare to pony up some dough, as the SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS discovers tickets are going for as much as $6,000 apiece.

“As of Thursday morning, the average Final Four transaction on StubHub was $770, […]


Bloganalia: Kwame Brown, Rising Any Day Now

MISTER IRRELEVANT revisits the Wizards’ phenomenal swag from 2003-2004.

Critical of the home team? Not if you’re an announcer. NOLESPORTS.COM has the story on why P.T. Willis got canned.
THE LOS ANGELES TIMES’ shows John McCain and Barack Obama polling closely in college hoops acumen.


Dallas Suddenly A Repository Of Second Chances

The Cowboys this past season gave Tank Johnson an opportunity for a comeback following suspension, they’re locked in negotiations with the Titans for the rights to Adam “Pacman” Jones and it appears their latest prized prospect of the Goodell School of Wayward Players is recently released former Bengals receiver Chris Henry, so indicates Matt Moseley […]


Sorry, Ladies/Fellas; Eli Manning Off The Market

Eli Manning will be a spring bride, according to THE NEW YORK POST, which yesterday confirmed that Manning The Younger will wed longtime girlfriend Abby McGrew “sometime in the next few weeks.” Eli proposed to her a year ago, but she wanted to wait out the obviously inevitable Super Bowl victory before tying the knot.

“There […]


Michael McDowell Lives To Roll Car Another Day

NASCAR driver Michael McDowell walked away from a ghastly wreck yesterday in which his car took a sharp right into a wall at full speed during Sprint Cup qualifying at Texas Motor Speedway.

“That’s one of the worst wrecks I’ve seen, for sure, in a while and I’m not excited I had to participate in it.”
Seeing […]


KevLuv Continues Working On His 90-Foot Game

UCLA’s Kevin Love played to the crowd at the Bruin’s open practice Friday by attempting about a dozen full-court chest pass shots and hitting more than a few with apparent ease. That’s gotta work its way into the playbook, right?

CBS had footage of Love’s long-distance prowess during practice last week, but the angle in this […]


Iona Coach Possibly Fired For Interracial Marriage

The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports the 2nd Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals in Manhattan ruled that a jury should hear the case of former Iona basketball coach Craig Holcomb, who claims that he was dismissed from his job at the college because Holcomb, who is white, married a black woman.

The appellate court ruled […]


Chuck Liddell Aspires To Be Classic Sports Villain

MMA posterboy and former UCF light heavyweight champion Chuck Liddell has cast himself in the role of “dismissive established star” in the real life movie of the ascent of Kimbo Slice. Apparently Liddell isn’t keen on sharing the limelight with the popular upstart, bemoaning in an interview with THE SUN that Slice “hasn’t done anything” […]