Leave it to a CHICAGO TRIBUNE intern to “punk” the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES who was running an anti-Sam Zell video contest, reports newspaper insider publication EDITOR AND PUBLISHER. Katie Hamilton landed the $1,000 first-place prize and promptly gave it to Tribune charities. We’re guessing the always-tight Trib failed to give Katie a bonus for her efforts. […]

Oregon State flame thrower Jorge Reyes is in trouble with the law along with a teammate after shooting up a neighbor’s fence, car and house, reports the CORVALLIS GAZETTE-TIMES. Reyes, the 2007 College World Series MVP, is charged with unlawful use of a firearm, a Class C felony.

Police and neighbors say this was more than […]

The biggest joke in Milwaukee right now? The obvious answer is the Bucks record and a recent loss to the Miami Heat leading to the ouster of GM Larry Harris. But the real laugher is the street clothes selection made by rich, big man Andrew Bogut who was snapped sitting at the end of the […]

An Australian streaker, who interrupted a horse race by risking his life while wearing a purple wig, has avoided jail time but was told not to mix booze and the track anytime soon, the BATEMANS BAY POST reports.

Bradley Steven O’Mara faced 3 months in jail but instead must not drink at a track for one […]

Spies had an early look at the spanking new Washington Nationals locker room and Dmitri Young will have no use for at least item in the new D.C. palace - the Stairmaster (actual one below). Fatty came to camp out of shape and by the looks of things has no plans on dropping any poundage.

Nats’ […]

Arrgghh! Renaissance Faire fans at last weekend’s Men’s Luxury Toy Expo in Phoenix got a surprise visit from a few members of the Suns, led by Deputy Shaq who even took the time to handle one of the magic rods.

While Phil Jackson was busy hitting on Michele Tafoya, the Suns took time out of their […]

HEADS UP! Here comes a 7-ft-7, 200-pounder from Sudan on an afternoon stroll in Some Town, America. A random photographer recently captured this classic moment in the life of legendary NBA baller Manute Bol.

Bol sports a leather coat that is at least 5′-5″, while his intimidating frame seems to have caught the attention of at […]

The Brett Favre retirement tears continue to flow. There are many fans out there deserving Oscars for sniveling and whining. But Flickr user d_rew tugged at our heart. You see, he’s worn the same shirt to Green Bay Packer games all these years. Yeah, the beer and chili dog stench must be killer. But with […]

The UK’s EAST ANGLIAN newspaper provides the gruesome details of one of the most insane soccer injuries we’ve ever heard of. A 14-year-old boy was “impaled” after colliding with the soccer goal post.

Now that’s going to leave a mark.

We’ve uncovered some interesting photos of sports celebrities holding a toilet contraption being marketed by some site called MR. BUTTWASHER. The apparent endorsers include Olympic swimmer-turned-nudie model Amanda Beard:

(Makeup!)
John Salley and Rodney Peete also posed for piccies with the buttwashing mechanism, which is also called the “miracle toilet faucet.”