Sir Blog-A-Lot: Dick J. Harrasses Female Blogger

Stephanie Stradley knows more about the Texans than most anyone I know. Including Richard Justice (obviously) and perhaps he’s jealous. Via FANHOUSE and Steph’s first-hand account, we find out that Justice has been referring to her — a blogger, no less! — on his radio show as a “Fatal Attraction” like stalker. Way to be, […]

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Florida Gator Thinks Sex Ed Class Is Overrated

Have you ever taken a sex ed class in college? It’s not what you think it would be (meaning, you, watching porn or having sex). Instead, it’s an awkward discussion about pregnancy and abortion and eventually morphs into pictures of STDs and a suddenly difficult exam. Not to mention the “You got a B in […]

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Strahan’s Return Ruined By Alimony For Ex-Wife?

If my salary got cut in half the second I walked in my office, I’d probably quit my job. Actually, scratch “probably”. Even if I was getting a multi-million dollar contract from a football team, if my $8 million suddenly became $4 million, well, I’d rethink playing.

One of the ways your salary can get cut […]

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BBC Sports Reporter Mocks Spanish Plane Crash

There are a few things you should never mock in life. One of them (lookin’ at you, Larry Brown!) is airplane crashes. Just nothing funny about people dying on board a hunk of metal moving several thousand feet above the ground.

So when BBC soccer reporter Chris Price decided to make a sports/plane crash analogy, […]

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Chunky Soup NFL Moms Canned By Campbell’s

If there’s been one annoying staple of NFL football for the past few years, it’s been Brett Favre torturing us with retirement talks the moms on the Campbell’s Chunky Soup commercials hanging out in locker rooms and forcing chunky clam chowder down the throats of professional athletes.

Well, no more. The chunkiest moms of the NFL […]

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Ward Makes Rookie RB’s Fumbles Uber Awkward

Rashard Mendenhall is a rookie, so fumbling is going to happen some. But he’s still a first-round draft pick and the purported goal-line RB for the Steelers, so it would be kinda nice for Pittsburgh fans if he wrapped it up (insert your own Lindsay Lohan joke here).

Of course, all of this may explain why […]

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Despite Gold, Coach K Still Stinks And He Knows It

Pretty much everything about appearance is public perception. This is why Mike Krzyzewski seems like such a nice person in public and always makes sure to swear under his breath.

(”So … roll it up and down underneath your armpit, right?”)
But as Joe Ovies at 850 THE BUZZ points out, if you accidentally mike up Coach […]

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Despite What You Heard, Sam Perkins Is Not Dead

Contrary to popular belief, Sam Perkins is very much alive. The reports of his demise? Greatly exaggerated indeed. What? You didn’t know? America thought the guy kicked the bucket for a few hours on Sunday.

850 THE BUZZ crashes the funeral and tells us that the translated report posted by a foreign news corporation (well, posted […]

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Titans Try Out New Same-Name Offensive Scheme

People simply won’t give up on the 2005 draft class. Vince Young and Reggie Bush are gonna show y’all someday that they’re better than Mario Williams.* And the Tennessee Titans certainly qualify as “people” - they need Vince to be good. Otherwise … well, they won’t.

Which is why they fired brilliant offensive mastermind-guru type Norm […]

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Charles Barkley To Have Televised Colonoscopy

Who is Charles Barkley? Given his propensity for “keeping it real” so frequently, it’s not a question we as a society normally seek to answer, just because he’s normally open about everything. However, if you have always wanted to know the inner things living deep inside Barkley to make him the man he really is, […]

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