Carmen Electra And The Naked Wrestling Lawsuit

In the news: Carmen Electra settled a suit brought against the Naked Women’s Wrestling League. The real news: there’s something called the Naked Women’s Wrestling League!

Is it sports? Is it entertainment? Is it porn? How about all of the above? Either way, it seems like the perfect vehicle for Carmen Electra’s talents. She served […]

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Figure Skater Had The Time Of Her Life In Prison

Nicole Bobek apparently made the most of her short New Jersey prison stay last week, after she was swept up in a statewide meth bust. After just three days in jail, she seems to have been the most popular girl on campus.

Bobek made friends out of everyone at the Hudson County Correctional Center over […]

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Poker Millionaire Sues USGA For Amateur Status

The US Golf Association decides who qualifies for amateur status, and who doesn’t. They’re probably not going to jump on you if you lay down $100 with your beer buddies on your foursome. But if you put offer up $1 million to whoever can beat you in some sort of bizarre golf/poker challenge, you […]

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NZ Olympic Hopeful Opens Brothel To Raise Cash

Say you’re a promising athlete, who’s got nothing but a dollar and a dream. You want to go to the Olympics, but you simply can’t afford the equipment, the training, the travel. If this were a Disney movie, you’d set up a lemonade stand. If you’re Logan Campbell, you’d open up a whorehouse.

The New […]

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Hot Girl Hits An Amazing Trick Golf Shot…Maybe

Happy Fourth of July weekend, even though it’s almost over. I hope you’re out barbecuing instead of reading blogs, and I hope your barbecue is something like this.

Read: cute girls in short shorts, freely flowing beer, and ill-advised horseplay. But sometimes those factors combine in a magical way, like in this video that represents everything […]

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Rinku And Dinesh Are Officially Baseball Players

Remember Rinku and Dinesh? Those Indian reality TV show contestants who can throw kind of hard, but not really, but that’s still good enough to get you a contract with the Pirates? They finally got some game action yesterday.

Rinku Singh got knocked around a little in his inning of work; Dinesh Patel was better. And […]

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‘Hawks Lose Paperwork, Could Lose Star Players

The good thing about restricted free agency is that it allows teams to hang on to their young talent, to give them time to become fan favorites and maybe even franchise players some day. It really would have been nice if the Blackhawks would have taken advantage of that.

In a move that seems like […]

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Umpire Struck & Killed In Freak Cricket Accident

We all had a good laugh when that pigeon was accidentally killed by a cricket ball. Maybe it should have been a warning. An umpire was killed yesterday after being struck by a thrown cricket ball in Wales.

Alcwyn Jenkins, 72, was hit in the side of the head in “one of the most freak […]

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All But Official: McNair’s Death A Murder-Suicide

Before we can spend time mourning a celebrity, or appreciating their life’s work, we obsess over the circumstances of their death, especially if they were as young as Steve McNair. Now at least we can put one question to rest.

Police are set to announce today that McNair was killed by 20-year old Sahel “Jenny” […]

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Scotsman Rowdy Roddy Piper Likes The Scotch

It was about a year ago when video emerged of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper hitting the bong. (”That’s funny tasting tobacco, man.”) But, as he was battling Hodgkin’s lymphoma, everyone pretty much gave him a free pass. This time, I’m not sure though; is alcohol commonly prescribed in California to counteract loss of appetite?

Piper, born Roderick […]

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