Does anything scream Major League Baseball like that dude from “Moonlight and Valentino” singing a country music song? (Correct answer: Yes, everything.)

More impressive than Jon Bon Jovi — the visionary responsible for Slippery When Wet — getting all countrified in this TBS spot for the upcoming playoffs, is the breaking news that the Yankees are […]

Kids, it was a long day for ol’ Brooksie. This is the first chance I’ve had today to sit down and actually put keyboard to flatscreen for the site. Next time I goto the DMV, I probably shouldn’t take hostages for a better “next served” number.

(SPORTSbyBROOKS Girl Cora Skinner)
Very soon, I’ll be coming […]

FUTURE MOM MIA HAMM CAN FINALLY USE HER HANDS: Julie Foudy and Mia Hamm know each other pretty darn well. They played together on the Women’s U.S. National Soccer team for 18 years, retiring together in 2004 (and in since probably you missed it, Tuesday they were inducted together in the National Soccer Hall of […]

The eye-candy-conscious admakers for GoDaddy.com admit they’ve resoted to using IRL driver/hottie Danica Patrick in their three 30-second Super Bowl spots that’ll air during the Feb. 4 contest on CBS.

Of course, “Go Daddy Girl” Candice Michelle will also be included, along with motorcycle racer Valerie Thompson.GoDaddy insists it submitted 14 versions of its commercial spots […]

Not to distract from any of the SPORTSbyBROOKS Girls, but Hooters and Fox Sports Net’s “Best Damn Sports Show Period” launched an online fan poll to determine who’s got the hottest hot wings in the Hooters chain of command.

Perhaps you missed the “Hooters Best Damn Dream Girl Special” that aired this week on FSN, but […]

Oh come on, fellas, don’t worry! Jessica Biel only brought her onion out to the beach to direct your attention away from Mr. November’s true love interest…

So you have Miss California 2003 in a California apartment on New Years Eve… Would you hit it?

Well, Jim Lampley did.

The BOSTON HERALD reports that Japanese tabloids refer to Daisuke Matsuzaka’s wife as “Rockets,” which is “Japanese for Pamela Anderson. Or for what passes as Pamela in Japan.”

If this is what passes for Pamela Anderson in Japan, it’s time for me to grab my passport and hop on a plane.I’ve found a place to shine!

In an interview with the DALLAS MORNING NEWS, T.O.’s trainer, James “Buddy” Primm, revealed that Owens was in a tailspin in part because his fiancee, Felisha Terrell, broke off their engagement.
Assuming his claim that Owens was distraught is true, imagine going from sharing your life with this woman:

to this one:

You might “accidentally overdose,” too.