US Airways Announces Steelers-Themed Plane

Thanks to US Airways’ failure to buy Delta, it can now afford to furnish Steelers Nation with its own plane that will be unveiled later this year.
The airline already has a Philadelphia Eagles-themed plane but found it necessary to reassure fans to the plane’s safety. Once it was realized that the plane only represents […]

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Mourinho: Bank of Chelsea Like a Cashmere Blanket… Tool

Jose Mourinho can’t keep a healthy roster these days at the Bank of Chel$ea:
“It’s like having a blanket that is too small for the bed,” Mourinho said of his limited options. “You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the […]

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Beauties of the Beach Competition

If you’re near Hollywood Beach, Florida tomorrow, you may want to catch the NFL-sponsored cheerleader challenge.
Select cheerleaders from the Philadelphia Eagles squad will square off against a team of cheerleaders representing NFL squads from around the league in events like beach volleyball, flag football, kayaking, tug of war, and dancing.

Though the winner will be […]

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Carmelo Anthony Snubbed in All-Star Voting

For once, it seems that fans and coaches are holding players responsible for bad behavior when it comes to voting for the All-Star game.
Having served a 15 game suspension for fighting earlier in the season, Carmelo Anthony was worried that the negative impact would prevent him from starting at the game Michael Wilbon refers […]

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Peyton vs. Leaf: Eight Years Later

As Peyton Manning prepares to secure his legacy with a Super Bowl win on Sunday, Ryan Leaf will take on a new coaching job at West Texas A&M.
“What is West Texas A&M? They have a football team?”
Of course they do; Leaf is their coach. But West Texas also has a golf team and […]

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Are Canadians Taking Over Sports?

After Owen Hargreaves won the Nationwide England Player of the Year a couple days ago, I realized that a disturbing trend is developing in sports — Canada is trying to assert dominance.
England Player of the Year - Owen Hargreaves, Canadian
MLB AL MVP - Justin Morneau, Canadian
NBA MVP - Steve Nash, Canadian
NHL MVP - Joe […]

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Indianapolis Reveals Bland Culture In Betting Stakes

While watching the news this morning, I noticed that WTHR-13, the NBC affiliate in Indianapolis, and NBC5 in Chicago have a bet riding on the Super Bowl.
If the Colts win, NBC5 will supply WTHR with classic Chicago food items like deep dish pizza and cheese cake. But if the Bears are victorious, WTHR will […]

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Herm Edwards Continues 27-Year Boycott of Super Bowl

For the 27th year, Herman Edwards will neither participate in nor watch the Super Bowl. See, he’s boycotting the event until he gets to participate.
Seems he’s not aware that Super Bowl entertainment will be provided by Prince and Billy Joel.
“I’m going to watch the national anthem. I’m going to watch those guys (Love […]

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Jerry Jones to Pick Cowboys Coach Next Week

Jerry Jones has stated that he’ll make a decision on the Cowboys’ next coaching hire after the Super Bowl, which should be around the same time that the Raiders fire their newest one.

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Manning Could Transcend Sports Marketing with SB WIn

According to experts, Peyton Manning’s “Q-rating” will explode if the Colts win the Super Bowl.
While he won’t touch Tiger Woods in marketing power, Manning - who has an abnormally low overexposure rating of 14% - could transcend the game of football due to his Gomer “guy next door” persona.
Those grumbling about the possibility […]

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