• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE uncovers photos of an Australian cricketer clocking a streaker.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE knows Randy Moss’ return to the Patriots can only mean good things for Tom Brady.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT cashes in word that a fantasy football site still owes its winners $450,000.

• Darren Rovell of CNBC is all in with news that a Lakers-Celtics finals could be a losing proposition for Vegas.

• CONSTRUDA hopes that Brett Favre could take Chris Berman & John Madden along into retirement.

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING broadcasts one local sportscaster who’s annoyed by ESPN’s relentless requests for footage.

• SIMON ON SPORTS wants you to guess which airport would have a NASCAR shop and a Stock Car Cafe.

• THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES is spooked by the sad state of the Detroit Lions.

• SPORTS HUB LA believes the only way you can stop the Lake Show is to go Tonya Harding on Kobe’s pinkie.