Athletes Shutout As Scores Strip Club Shuts Down

NEWSDAY has the sad news today that the venerable Scores strip club in New York is shutting down.

Scores Girls

The famed Manhattan strip club that has been a second home to area sports figures for more than a decade, has announced it will be shutting its doors at he end of this month.

Club owners blamed both the weak economy and the loss of a liquor license for the club’s demise.

If you want the truest indication of just how hard Wall Street has been hit the past three months, look no further.

Scores Girls Booty Shot

While athletes patronizing the establishment probably helped the club more from a marketing standpoint, you can bet the big money came from hounds running Hedge Funds. (And sports bloggers?)

Now the question is, where will A-Rod find “shemale, muscular-type” girlfriends?

Alex Rodriguez She Male Joslyn Morse

And who will Oscar De La Hoya crossdress with?

Oscar De La Hoya

And what of the Knicks homecourt advantage?

Well, at least Scores girls have someone they can sympathize about shutting down with:

Chuck Liddell Scores Girls

The other sad thing is I just happen to be in New York City at the moment and now I’ll have to find alternate plans for the next two nights. Actually, it’s no biggie, I planned to camp out for sweet seats to “Maury”anyway.

8 comments

  1. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    2:13 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Plaxico's going to have to take his guns somewhere else.

  2. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    2:15 pm on December 16th, 2008

    What about poor Howard Stern?

  3. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    6:21 pm on December 16th, 2008

    So sad to see such a storied institution close up shop.

  4. GravatarMinnyCooper
    6:26 pm on December 16th, 2008

    But…but…but…but…

  5. GravatarBooga Lou
    6:46 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Damn. And I never got the chance to go.

    I better go visit the other strips clubs before they close down, too.

  6. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    8:26 pm on December 16th, 2008

    It used to be such a nice neighborhood strip club, but then it got all commercial.

  7. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    9:26 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Gee, I didn't realize the economy was that bad. Where will all their twenties go now?

  8. GravatarMichaell24
    2:22 pm on December 17th, 2008

    Ihave a couple of good alternatives for you

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