*Athletes*, Pall Malls To Converge At Olympics?

As the Olympics fade from view, at least for many sports-saturated Americans, PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem has a fantastical idea to bring the formerly great Games back into the stateside spotlight: pro golfers in the Olympics.

John Daly Photos Cigarette

From Finchem’s blog this week: “Since then we have continued to examine the various issues presented by golf being an Olympic sport. While there remain questions to be answered and issues to be resolved, I believe the time is now right to move forward.

Angel Cabrera John Daly Smoking Golfers

We, of course, the Finchem’s plan is a grand idea.

It is a real shame though for guys like cancer stick-suckers John Daly and Angel Cabrera that golfers weren’t admitted to the Beijing Games this summer. They would’ve had a huge edge, being already so well-acclimated to inhaling pollution.

2 comments

  1. GravatarMatt Sussman
    3:38 pm on April 17th, 2008

    Daly to the left of me, Daly to the right…

    (And that’s just one picture)

  2. GravatarTuffy
    4:13 pm on April 17th, 2008

    Beijing: Less tar!

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