Comments on: Unlikely: DC Athletes Avoid Fatties, Jack Daniels?

By: Quack Attack

Quack Attack — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:46:53 +0000

I suppose Mr. Cooley can kiss any future Jack Daniels endorsement deals goodbye.

Warren Maple Sapp — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:35:07 +0000

So vodka's still OK, right?

Bermans 222 Dealer — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:32:46 +0000

And if you bring a gun, make sure the safety's on.

jason — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:31:25 +0000

Another bit of advice from Chris Cooley: Be careful not to post pics of your private parts.

Canucklehead — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:27:40 +0000

Is karaoke still OK?

Hawaii Five-Ohno — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:18:32 +0000

Wouldn't dancing help the "big girls" burn off some of that excess weight?

jerryshortbuss — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:17:00 +0000

Um, that should be 'ever leave the house'. I shouldn't have done those 20 shots before typing.

jerryshortbuss — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:15:56 +0000

With a wife like Christy, why would Cooley every leave the house?

Lake Show — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:13:37 +0000

Charles Barkley could have used this advice.

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:11:51 +0000

Some other helpful alcohol advice:

Liquor before beer, in the clear.
Beer before liquor, never sicker.