Hi, I must say I'm an big fan of yours & extend my late condolences, on your knee surgery!
Last, I seen you were looking good and giving Anthony sum sh*t, on a GC special training episode, the other night! That was a riot, made me feel as if I'd fit right in as a friend to you both. So much like me, it was as if I was seeing a mirror image of myself! I've watched you for years now, never gotten the chance to meet in person, yet! Am looking forward to that day, though! I feel it's long overdue! I've been trying everywhere & asking anyone as well as everyone, about meeting you in person! Would truly be an honor! I feel I already know you like a brother. As we share a LOT of the same core values! I admire that about you Waggled! I truly hope this is No hoax writing here? As I would like to see if I qualify, to work for you at your new course in NC! Please reply back to me with how to obtain an Application for Employment. I look forward to your reply Mr. Waggled! Hey, by the way, when you do get back out there, kick sum Major A$$!
Know that, I'll be here rooting you on every step & shot of the way! Screaming and cheering, as if I were there. Yet, I will be here setting beside this pc in my little studio garage efficiency apartment, behind my grandparents!
Sincere regards,
"Suffering" fan of Waggled's

PS - I can be reached by email: goin_huntn@jetbroadband.com
or #-540-243-0425 I seriously would like to work for you, do hope to hear from you or the proper person who handles your employees Mr. Waggled.