â€¢ FAST MACHINES waves the checkered flag, as Funny Car driver Ashley Force is named AOL’s Hottest Athlete:
â€¢ BUGS AND CRANKS briefs us that Phillies RF Shane Victorino likes to go commando.â€¢ ARMCHAIR GM is in awe of these awesomely awesome moments from the first NFL game this season.
â€¢ Staying on the field, the AOL FANHOUSE wonders who’s the hoser running the NFL’s web site, as they catch this screen shot of the Colts scoring a rouge against the Saints:
â€¢ The LONG BEACH PRESS-TELEGRAM fears UCLA football going the way of the NHL, as the Bruins’ home opener will be televised by Versus.â€¢ SONS OF SAM MALONE wants a penny for Elijah Dukes’ thoughts, and his ex-wife wants more in alimony and child support.
â€¢ With HGH allegations looming, 100% INJURY RATE asks if Rick Ankiel will get the same treatment as Barry Bonds:
â€¢ The WILLOUGHBY (OH) NEWS-HERALD wonders if the success of the Cleveland Cavaliers and Indians will rub off on the Browns. (Wait, there was success to begin with?)â€¢ The TULSA WORLD keeps quiet so they can listen to what these football folks are probably saying right now.
â€¢ The CANADIAN PRESS reports Kobe Bryant went to Taiwan and got head & banned…er, got a headband from an aboriginal tribe:
â€¢ While over on the Chinese mainland, SPORTS BUSINESS RADIO is afoot of Nike, adidas and Li-Ning fighting for the soles of the Beijing populace.â€¢ RUMORS AND RANTS gets a kick out of previewing this weekend’s UFC 75.