As noted in the PITTSBURGH POST-GAZETTE, a w…

As noted in the PITTSBURGH POST-GAZETTE, a woman who planned to attend the recent Brazil-Australia World Cup affair was mugged and lost her ticket in a stolen purse. The criminal was later apprehended, but not in time for her to catch the game. You see, the robber — clearly a victim of too many penalty kicks to the head — went to the game and sat next to the victim’s husband, who immediately informed police at the stadium.