I’ve never really had good reason not to like Bronson Arroyo. There’s just something about the man, who always looked to us like a taller, goofier Bret Boone (if Boone had lost a kidney as a child), that set us off.

(Arroyo now also magnet for mystery meat - and accompanying runs)

But now we think we’re clear - as a purveyor of the finest parts patties Midwestern meat rendering plants have to offer, J.T.M., has signed Bronson Arroyo to sing in its commercial spots.

It is truly amazing that Arroyo is somehow responsible for even more runs this season - thanks to his singing spots for the mystery meat company:

You can find more of the spots here, if you so choose. Now if only the Reds could find the last ball that Arroyo threw: