• Lettuce enjoy NEWSGROPER’S keratin-packed article about A-Rod’s adventures in the produce aisle:
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• BUGS AND CRANKS roll out the barrel in getting to know the real Milwaukee Brewers.
• RUMORS AND RANTS are tongue-tied with the lack of production by new Ranger Jarrod Saltalamacchia.
• SHAKEDOWN SPORTS wonders what ramblings & rumblings readers would be in store for if athletes could comment on their own news stories.
• SbBer Mark breaks out the cigars, as he learns from FOX SPORTS that Tom Brady wants time off for his child’s birth:
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• BOILED SPORTS knows the All-American Football League is hitting the big time, as a franchise is headed to West Lafayette.
• NEWS FROM UNDERGROUND gets all high and mighty, as “Faith Night” is coming to Dodger Stadium.
• 100% INJURY RATE notes if you build it, they will tear it down, as Kevin Costner tries to save Rosenblatt Stadium.
• I’M WRITING SPORTS spots some tarnish on the Golden Domers.







