Iraq Soldiers Now Allowed Beer During Super Bowl

Iraq may be experiencing its first taste with democracy, but the real American exports are just a couple of weeks away. On Super Bowl Sunday (or ass-early Monday morning for them), soldiers across the country will kick back with a couple of beers and watch the big game on large-screen TVs. I think this is the surest sign yet that we won.

Drinking Soldiers

Gen. Ray Odierno, the top commander in Iraq (and former tight end at West Point), signed a waiver to allow troops, for the first time, to crack open some cold ones while the Giants win their second straight Super Bowl. The army missive doesn’t mention the Giants, but I’m just going to assume. They’ll be limited to two 12-oz beers, which means no tall boys, no 40s, and no blindingly drunk soldiers accidentally causing major international incidents.

It also doesn’t say what kind of beer will be served. I’m sure it won’t be Milwaukee’s Best unless they want a mutiny on their hands. Still, the GIs are just happy to have something other than sandy water to drink.

“Feels good to be trusted!” rejoiced Spec. Justin Roark, 23, of Little Rock, who is stationed in Baghdad. “Keeping in touch with an American tradition.”

Normally drinking in combat zones will lead to reductions in rank and pay, and possibly even a court-martial. But with violence dropping and more American troops taking on non-combat roles, the army has decided to lighten up.

Army Waiver

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First Lt. James McGuire, 29, of Queens, who has been stationed in Mosul, in northern Iraq, for more than 11 months, said he has watched nearly every Super Bowl with his dad, throwing back beers.

“I’m Irish, sir,” he said in a phone interview. “It’ll be nice to have a beer and — even if it’s just for three hours — feel like I’m back home.”

Non-fans were just as delighted.

“I don’t care about the Super Bowl,” said 1st Lt. Scott Trout, 25, of Greenville, S.C. “I just want to kick back and relax and have a few beers.”

Tucked in the WASHINGTON POST story is this little tidbit. The Super Bowl, and therefore the drinking, take place during a 40-day holiday of intense religious discipline observed by Iraq’s Shi’a majority. What could possibly go wrong?

8 comments

  1. GravatarSour Orange
    12:22 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I'll drink to that!

    Then again, I'll drink to anything.

  2. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    12:23 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Nice to see the soldiers get a break for once.

  3. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    12:46 pm on January 9th, 2009

    An even bigger treat for the troops - no Tom Brady & no Bill Belichick.

  4. GravatarRU Ready
    1:15 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Finally, a chance for the army to break out their massive surplus resevres of Zima.

  5. GravatarSmackemDave
    1:49 pm on January 9th, 2009

    J-E-T-S!

  6. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    1:52 pm on January 9th, 2009

    You'd think the army would root for the Patriots.

  7. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    1:58 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Hope there isn't another Janet Jackson halftime wardrobe malfunction. That'll drive the intoxicated troops crazy.

  8. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    4:09 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Maybe the troops will be drinking Budweiser's American Ale.

    Wait a minute - Budweiser's now owned by Belgians!

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