• HEISMAN PUNDIT has Arkansas RB Darren McFadden choo-chooing his way to the top of the trophy race, after running rampant over Chattanooga:
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• DUMP DORRELL finds SI’s Stewart Mandel taking a swipe at the UCLA coach.
• Speaking of the Warrior of Westwood, SPORTS HUB LA sets their alarm clocks, as Karl has his boys getting up at 5 a.m. to help them learn from their Irish ineptitude.
• THIS IS NOTTINGHAM learns what Enrique Iglesias plans to do if he ever ties the knot with Anna Kournikova: “I certainly wouldn’t sing at our wedding. It would be a bit of a sh***y wedding if I did.”
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• WAGGLE ROOM almost has a heart attack, tack, tack, tack - as Chris Berman came thisclose to calling The Masters.
• HOME RUN DERBY predicts Dickie V should stick to pampering his PTPs, baby!







