â€¢ Tick tick tick tick: AWFUL ANNOUNCING grabs the bull by the horns, and tips us off to the premiere episode of the Worldwide Leader’s new news show, E:60:
â€¢ AZ SPORTS HUB knows desperate times call for desperate measures. That’s why they think the Cardinals should bring back Jake Plummer:
â€¢ The folks at his namesake blog would be thrilled, even though they’re less thrilled right now with the D-Backs’ Eric Byrnes acting like a d-bag.
â€¢ SONS OF SAM MALONE spits out their Raisinets, as the good sports movie has been thrown for a loss.
â€¢ Yadda yadda yadda - ARMCHAIR GM regales us with the Top 10 Sports Moments in ‘Seinfeld’ History.
â€¢ BUGS AND CRANKS accept the satanic charges, as Rockies manager Clint Hurdle gets a phone call from his Brimstone Baseball Backer:
â€¢ BALLSIEST brings you round-by-round coverage of the Joey Porter-Levi Jones casino fight.
â€¢ Not since the Great Potato Famine of 1837 have so many Irish fled the scene, as ESPN reports another Golden Domer has departed South Bend - the 4th one this season.
â€¢ CRASHBURN ALLEY hates a bad neighbor, as MLB All-Star Game sponsor State Farm was trying to bean victims of Hurricane Katrina.
â€¢ CHICAGO BULL rushes to judgment that the Vikes’ Adrian Peterson is the next Barry Sanders.