Arizona Cardinals Need To Bring Jake Plummer Back

• Tick tick tick tick: AWFUL ANNOUNCING grabs the bull by the horns, and tips us off to the premiere episode of the Worldwide Leader’s new news show, E:60:

Bullfighting E-60

• AZ SPORTS HUB knows desperate times call for desperate measures. That’s why they think the Cardinals should bring back Jake Plummer:

Jake Plummer Arizona Cardinals

• The folks at his namesake blog would be thrilled, even though they’re less thrilled right now with the D-Backs’ Eric Byrnes acting like a d-bag.

• SONS OF SAM MALONE spits out their Raisinets, as the good sports movie has been thrown for a loss.

• Yadda yadda yadda - ARMCHAIR GM regales us with the Top 10 Sports Moments in ‘Seinfeld’ History.

• BUGS AND CRANKS accept the satanic charges, as Rockies manager Clint Hurdle gets a phone call from his Brimstone Baseball Backer:

Clint Hurdle Rockies Satan

• BALLSIEST brings you round-by-round coverage of the Joey Porter-Levi Jones casino fight.

• Not since the Great Potato Famine of 1837 have so many Irish fled the scene, as ESPN reports another Golden Domer has departed South Bend - the 4th one this season.

• CRASHBURN ALLEY hates a bad neighbor, as MLB All-Star Game sponsor State Farm was trying to bean victims of Hurricane Katrina.

• CHICAGO BULL rushes to judgment that the Vikes’ Adrian Peterson is the next Barry Sanders.