Apparently Ted Owens Tat Is On Her Lower Back

Female Kansas Jayhawks fan tattoo:

Kansas Jayhawks Bad Tattoo

Now for the only thing Jayhawk-related I’d want permanently in my life:

Beautiful Kansas Jayhawks Fan

If the headline is the stumper, just know I was fortunate enough to grow up in Kansas City during the golden era of Jayhawks basketball, when Ted Owens was spinning myths well before Bill Self sprouted doll hair.