Latest photo of Serena Williams, from last weekend (Oh hell nah):
(Click if you have a stomach lined by Jorge Cantu’s glove)
OK, there’s no way I’m going to leave you with that. As you know, there once was a day when Serena was hot (around the time when Hobbits roamed the earth, or before Mark Mangino discovered meringue). Like in the pic after the jump. (The pic isn’t NSFW, but be careful, the new sales manager, the guy with the out-of-control nose hairs, is lurking.)
Dayum:
Serena looking like that? Those days appear to be over now. Guess that’s what happens when you hire Billie Jean King as a personal trainer which isn’t true.
Thank goodness for Ana Ivanovic! I know she’s not all that hot either but she’s all we have atm gents.
12:31 pm on October 16th, 2008
ACK!
…must. get. to. trashcan. just. ate. eggmcmuffin.
BLARRGGG!
12:31 pm on October 16th, 2008
Noooooo!
12:33 pm on October 16th, 2008
Paging Sir Mix-A-Lot.
12:34 pm on October 16th, 2008
The goggles, they do nothing!
12:34 pm on October 16th, 2008
For some reason, Luke Campbell has yet to make his presence felt.
12:35 pm on October 16th, 2008
whaddya mean ana isn't hot? she's the sexiest tennis player out there!
12:36 pm on October 16th, 2008
I would have gone with Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom", but that's just me.
12:38 pm on October 16th, 2008
actually if you look at the rest of the photos on tmz, she doesnt look bad. just a very unflattering crop.
12:39 pm on October 16th, 2008
That's a whole lotta backcourt back there. Serena's backside could host next year's Wimbledon.
12:41 pm on October 16th, 2008
I like big butts, I cannot lie. So I'm very fond of Serena at the moment.
12:42 pm on October 16th, 2008
The topless photo of Ana helps ease the pain.
12:49 pm on October 16th, 2008
Serena should follow in Chris Berman's, Mike Golic's and Jillian Barberie's footsteps and join NutriSystem.
(Can't help it - ESPN has been airing these ads non-stop.)
12:52 pm on October 16th, 2008
Or Serena can try Jenny Craig. It worked for Kirstie Alley & Queen Latifah.
Didn't it?
12:56 pm on October 16th, 2008
She could sell advertising space on that ass. The Goodyear blimp would have nothing on her!
1:06 pm on October 16th, 2008
i see the problem - she should probably go back to being blonde.
1:08 pm on October 16th, 2008
Does Serena have to pay an excess baggage fee when she's on flights?
1:09 pm on October 16th, 2008
You would think a tennis player would be in better shape.
1:13 pm on October 16th, 2008
She is in perfect shape - perfectly round.
1:31 pm on October 16th, 2008
Oh my God - that bikini bottom's getting sucked in!
1:38 pm on October 16th, 2008
She's pretty - pretty fat!
3:26 pm on October 16th, 2008
Seems pretty bootylicious to me.
3:47 pm on October 16th, 2008
The bigger the cushion, the bigger the pushin'.
4:08 pm on October 16th, 2008
No need to get so cheeky.
4:25 pm on October 16th, 2008
That's not a caboose - that's a mile-long freight train.
5:16 pm on October 16th, 2008
But….but….butt….butt….
9:53 pm on October 16th, 2008
I heard of junk in the trunk, but Serena's got an inventory that would make Sanford & Son proud.
10:04 pm on October 16th, 2008
It's nice to see an athlete showing off some curves.
If I may further quote Sir Mix-A-Lot:
"And those beanpole dames in the magazines? You ain't it, miss thang!"
11:07 am on November 16th, 2008
sorry dude, but she can back that up on my face anytime
10:33 pm on December 12th, 2008
So…you're saying she looked better when she looked much more like a man? Hey, whatever floats your boat, but feel free to come out of the closet any time.
9:04 am on April 3rd, 2009
Yep, I'd motorboat directly in her ass any old day.