ANDRUW BRAVE ENOUGH TO SIGN 2-YR DEAL W/DODGERS: The LOS ANGELES TIMES reports that Andruw Jones will be trading his tomahawk chop for sun block, as the former Atlanta Brave has agreed to a deal with the Dodgers:

Sources say the free-agent outfielder is expected to sign a two-year contract worth $36.2 million in order to jolt hits for Joe Torre - provided Andruw passes a physical.

The deal is a little less than the five-year, $100 million offer agent Scott Boras was hoping to connive for his client. But Jones should still be able to afford food - thanks to the All-You-Can-Eat Right Field Pavilion!