Amputee Heather Mills Headlines Dancing With The Stars Celebrity Field

DOWN-ON-THEIR-LUCK-CAREERS-IN-DECLINE STARS LOOK TO GET LEG UP ON ABC’S DANCING WITH THE STARS: USA TODAY unleashes the linup of b-, c-, and d-list dancing celebrities dying to dazzle their way back into the spotlight.

Heather Mills Dancing With The Stars Paul McCartney

Highlighting the field is amputee Heather Mills, she of the multiple German hardcore porn performances and Paul McCartney beatdown.

Dancing With The Stars Clyde Drexler Apollo Ohno Laila Ali

Sports figures include: Clyde Drexler, Laila Ali and speedskater Apolo Ohno.