DOWN-ON-THEIR-LUCK-CAREERS-IN-DECLINE STARS LOOK TO GET LEG UP ON ABC’S DANCING WITH THE STARS: USA TODAY unleashes the linup of b-, c-, and d-list dancing celebrities dying to dazzle their way back into the spotlight.
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Highlighting the field is amputee Heather Mills, she of the multiple German hardcore porn performances and Paul McCartney beatdown.
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Sports figures include: Clyde Drexler, Laila Ali and speedskater Apolo Ohno.
