American Gymnast Is a Knockout Across the Board

I don’t want to say anything that might come across as sexist, but women who can kick your ass are kind of hot. If they’re famous American gold medal gymnasts, that doesn’t really hurt matters either.

Alicia 1

Which means, as my boy TYLER DURDEN points out, Alicia Sacramone is pretty freaking foxy right about now. (Simmer down. She’s well over 18.) “But,” you might be asking, “what does kicking butt have to do with gymnastics?” Perhaps you forgot the YouTube-recorded haymaker she laid on some dude at a Brown University party last year. Rowwrrrr.

(Video after the jump.)

As the unflappably-correct Wiki points out, she has won at every level since becoming a professional athlete and last night, naturally, she picked up silver for America. In that spirit, let’s look at some pictures that made my co-workers glare. (”WHAT? I’M PATRIOTIC!”)

Alicia 2

Alicia 3

11 comments

  1. Gravataristabbedpaulpierce
    11:48 pm on August 13th, 2008

    she has big brains

  2. GravatarJohn Williams
    11:38 am on August 20th, 2008

    Pretty nice site, wants to see much more on it! :)

  3. GravatarP Daddy
    2:42 pm on August 25th, 2008

    Very hot.

  4. Gravatarjason
    3:33 pm on August 26th, 2008

    In that top photo, she has a kind of Jessica Alba look to her.

  5. Gravatarraul velazquez
    11:19 am on September 22nd, 2008

    W0w…alicia,i like you, i like you,i like you,i like you,i like you,i like you.

    i hope someday meet her.

    peace.

  6. Gravataretyer
    6:41 pm on September 24th, 2008

    Sock it to me?

  7. GravatarAnonymous
    9:25 pm on October 1st, 2008

    I’m glad I’m not the only one that think Miss Sacramone is a extremely attractive woman. She has style and attitude that the other members of the american team just didn’t have (in my humble opinion). She’s totally amazing. Alicia, you have something that no one else has. Remember that.

  8. GravatarJoe E. Gladstone
    10:54 pm on February 11th, 2009

    She has unusually big cans for a gymnast, doesn’t she?

  9. Gravatarlarrym
    5:07 am on April 22nd, 2009

    buff.

    oh yeah.

    i like the bendy ones.

    lar

  10. GravatarRat tail
    2:48 pm on August 19th, 2009

    Could Kimbo Slice take that punch?

  11. Gravatarbaggins
    11:49 pm on July 15th, 2010

    QB Brady Quinn of ND and Denver Bronchos was dating her - dont know if he still is

    ND men were named the hottest of any university a few years back. Quinn just following a long line of studs.

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