I don’t want to say anything that might come across as sexist, but women who can kick your ass are kind of hot. If they’re famous American gold medal gymnasts, that doesn’t really hurt matters either.
Which means, as my boy TYLER DURDEN points out, Alicia Sacramone is pretty freaking foxy right about now. (Simmer down. She’s well over 18.) “But,” you might be asking, “what does kicking butt have to do with gymnastics?” Perhaps you forgot the YouTube-recorded haymaker she laid on some dude at a Brown University party last year. Rowwrrrr.
(Video after the jump.)
As the unflappably-correct Wiki points out, she has won at every level since becoming a professional athlete and last night, naturally, she picked up silver for America. In that spirit, let’s look at some pictures that made my co-workers glare. (”WHAT? I’M PATRIOTIC!”)









11:48 pm on August 13th, 2008
she has big brains
11:38 am on August 20th, 2008
Pretty nice site, wants to see much more on it!
2:42 pm on August 25th, 2008
Very hot.
3:33 pm on August 26th, 2008
In that top photo, she has a kind of Jessica Alba look to her.
11:19 am on September 22nd, 2008
W0w…alicia,i like you, i like you,i like you,i like you,i like you,i like you.
i hope someday meet her.
peace.
6:41 pm on September 24th, 2008
Sock it to me?
9:25 pm on October 1st, 2008
I’m glad I’m not the only one that think Miss Sacramone is a extremely attractive woman. She has style and attitude that the other members of the american team just didn’t have (in my humble opinion). She’s totally amazing. Alicia, you have something that no one else has. Remember that.
10:54 pm on February 11th, 2009
She has unusually big cans for a gymnast, doesn’t she?
5:07 am on April 22nd, 2009
buff.
oh yeah.
i like the bendy ones.
lar
2:48 pm on August 19th, 2009
Could Kimbo Slice take that punch?
11:49 pm on July 15th, 2010
QB Brady Quinn of ND and Denver Bronchos was dating her - dont know if he still is
ND men were named the hottest of any university a few years back. Quinn just following a long line of studs.