… Next up, someone sues Bill Belichick for pain and suffering over his offensive sideline ensembles.

• Amateur photos from SI swimsuit shoots uncover more evidence that the mag’s models are getting back to what readers really want.

• Kobe Bryant has decided to has decided to play through his pinkie pain.

• Can’t wait for the cross(dressing)-examinations: Oscar De La Hoya meets his pantyhose photographer in court.

• A 53-year-old college baseball player puts the “senior” in senior season.

• One last look back on Roger Clemens carousing with Congress.

• Hope this congressman doesn’t plan on campaigning in New York anytime soon:

• If you listen closely, Georgetown’s radio announcer believes a Hoya player got fouled.

• It’s official: ESPN told YouTube to take down the Chris Berman videos.

• Kevin Hart’s high school coach won’t be the scapegoat for his player’s phony recruit “prank”.

• A little DUI is causing big problems for a Minnesota Twins player’s work visa.