OLY SWIMMER AMANDA BEARD PLAYBOY PHOTOS SURFACE: The new Amanda Beard nude PLAYBOY photos have officially wildfired the internet. Here’s a cursory glance:

Of course, Beard is in prime condition - as she must’ve consulted Hooters bikini contest participants on their three-week bread and water-diet before the shoot.

And though makeup mashup and photoshopping is of course prevalent, these might be the first PLAYBOY photos I have an affinity for since Pauly Shore was last seen offering illegal controlled substances refreshing mints to Mansion guests on a tray.

FYI: We’ve got another shoot today with a brand-new SbB Girl. Photos of her will be posted beginning this weekend.