Amanda Beard Is Officially Not Going To Date You

I hate to break your heart in the wake of Valentine’s Day, but there’s one less hot athlete out there for you to have unrealistic dreams of some day landing.

Amanda Beard

(Sorry, guys - Amanda’s off the market)

Amanda Beard, role model to women and lust object to men, is adding an engagement ring to go with her seven Olympic medals. I’m guessing there won’t be any more Playboy shoots now. Let’s revisit the glory days, after the jump.

Beard will marry her boyfriend of three years, photographer Sacha Brown. (I wonder if he was the photographer on this shoot?)

“We are completely in love and to top it off we are best friends. Sacha proposed on Christmas morning in the most perfect way I could imagine. He is truly the man of my dreams and every day I spend with him is a blessing.”

“Basically,” she adds, “it rocks!

Although Amanda’s now off the market, at least we’ll always have our memories. And our photos.

Amanda Beard

Amanda Beard

Amanda Beard

Amanda Beard

Amanda Beard

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