We’re always Stokke‘d to uncover new photos of the amazing Allison.

• Does a former Patriots cheerleader have a fetish for the fatties?

• The snide slapshots delivered by local scribes almost has us paying attention to the NHL playoffs.

• Andruw Jones is really growing into a heavy hitter - literally.

• An Australian rules football player gets a seven-week suspension for slugging an opponent.

• Obama’s brother-in-law (and new Oregon State coach) says that when Barack hits the court, everything’s gonna be all white.

• ESPN’s Joe Lunardi is already waaaay ahead of the game in bracketing out March Madness for 2009.

• Howard Schutlz, Starbucks CEO and ex-NBA owner, is going through Sonics withdrawal.

• Now you, too, can have the opportunity to trash David Beckham.

• Willing to pay $95 to watch football practice? The Nebraska Cornhuskers would like to have a talk with you.

• MLB pays tribute to Jackie Robinson Day with a small scholarship offer.