Comments on: Allen Mom, Stepdad In Witness Protection Program

By: todd

todd — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:58:51 +0000

Is this about Ray Allen? Because I thought I was just reading about a guy named “Allen.”

Brooks — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:58:41 +0000

Paradise: Living out your life in the Bakersfield suburbs enjoying weekly block parties with the Gambino family.

Tuffy — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:56:47 +0000

I look forward to hearing about the Allen family Christmas. “Hello, random strangers roughly 25 years older than me! I have missed you immensely.”

Or:

“Hey, who’s that with the Sanchez family that just moved in? Is that Ray Allen?” “No, that’s Ray Allendo. He’s from southern Mexico.”