• Even though the Olympics are over, gymnast Alicia Sacramone is still going for the gold by trying to land a TV gig.

• Gilbert Arenas shows his support for President-Elect Barack Obama by tattooing his fingers.

• A Buffalo sportswriter leaves a high school football game early - by falling down the press box stairs.

• No wonder Texas A&M has been going through a crappy season - their stadium is filled with bat poop.

• A couple of Alabama & LSU fans shoot off their mouths, then shoot off their guns.

• The University of Texas wants to start its own TV sports network. For those wanting to see more Longhorns water polo, your prayers have been answered.

• The headline says it all: “Virgin excited about his first visit”

• Massive drinking & vomiting at a Vikings-Packers game? Unimaginable!

• And the winner of our first (but certainly not last) Clever Caption Contest is…

SoCal Slackin, with: Boss- “Is that Gov. Spitzer in the first row?”  Burress- “No man.  That’s Coach Cowher waiting for the Eagles job to open up.”

But in all seriousness, ladies and gentlemen, they were all winners, and it was an honor just to be nominated. Everybody, give yourselves a hand for a job well done!

A new caption contest comes tomorrow. Thanks for playing, and keep reaching for the stars!