• YOU BEEN BLINDED books it to the local Akron library to sign up for a Madden tournament:
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• 100% INJURY RATE gets carded, as Upper Deck pays a signature tribute* to Barry Bonds.• THE OFFSIDE clips an article about a high school soccer player kicked off the team for his haircut.
• Schiano stayed for this? Mark Di Ionno of the NEWARK STAR-LEDGER wonders if New Jersey really needs big-time college football:
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• LARRY BROWN SPORTS gets an offer they can’t refuse, as the Mafia is getting in on the tennis racket.• WITH LEATHER presents a strong (smelling?) argument for NFL refs to stick to the black pants.
• THE WIZARD OF ODDS taps their toes to “The Ballad of Nick Saban“, as sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”:
• STEROID NATION confesses that David Segui beat the Mitchell Report to the punch.







