Career in crisis? No career? Homeless? Could be worse. You could be this guy:
Yes, someone named Michael Fanter decided that perhaps wearing that stormtrooper suit on Hollywood Blvd. wasn’t the way to get ahead in show business.
So he’s turned to wandering around Staples Center before games attempting to steal some double-takes. Along with offering his services as a Pau Gasol impersonator for your next office function.
Apparently he did fool these ladies before a Lakers game, for about 15 seconds.
But much like discovering the hairpiece of a prospective boyfriend, the ladies were soon seen cautiously backing away.
In fairness, Fanter does have a novel concept that he’s offering. But I’m more of a White Kobe guy myself.