Comments on: Aftermath: What To Make Of Tiger Woods’ “Crash”

By: Pete

Pete — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:24:39 +0000

Why are the Florida Hwy Patrol involved in anaccident
on a city street.
I’m almost 100% sure that their Jurisdiction is
limited to the Interstate highways, state roads,
county roadsand Farm to market roads.
THEY HAVE NO EFFING BUSINESS ON CITY
STREETS!!!!!
BUTT out You George Orwell 1984 Freaks!!!

By: Binkers

Binkers — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:38:32 +0000

OK. I think we shouldn’t hang Tiger by his tail just yet. Also, I don’t think his wife is going to divorce him. If he dipped his dong where it don’t belong, then she did what most wives would do - cracked him on the head with a golf club. That usually gets the blood flowing to the secondary brain and most men re-group and the marriage survives. Tiger’s problem is that he’s a celeb. That means the media will keep it in the news till the cows come home. That will piss his wife off even more and the saga continues. It’s tough being Tiger.

By: Hoog

Hoog — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:28:30 +0000

Um yeah she going to score big. Especially with kids involved, and throw in adultery? The prenuptial is only paper. You don’t think her attorneys won’t score a huge settlement are out of your minds.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:23:50 +0000

Hey Mom, Stanford band is going to have fun with this one, too.

By: StanfordJim

StanfordJim — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:20:52 +0000

Dateline Florida per DOUG FERGUSON, AP Golf Writer:

A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods’ wife used a golf club to smash out the back window…

Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him. Saylor says Woods had cuts on his lips and blood in his mouth.

Yeah, yeah, no need to sensationalize this more than it will be — and it WILL be.

Allegedly, she “helped” get Tiger out of the car.

Man this smells to high holy, though!

Why would she need to break out the BACK window if he hit the tree — highest probability being straight on rather than broadside which COULD keep the driver door from opening. And facial lacerations? With no airbag? And it WASN’T a head on incident.

C’mon!!

Really???

Lots of non-golf questions coming up for his tourney. Elin just got the BBQ going…the grilling is going to continue!

The Harder They Come…

By: Kitibo

Kitibo — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:18:21 +0000

No she is not going to score big, Tiger definitely has a tight ass pre-nup.

By: CandyMan

CandyMan — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:15:29 +0000

I’m sure the Orlando PD is working OT to keep the divorce lawyers from swarming the house. Elin is going to score big.

By: StanfordJim

StanfordJim — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:33:57 +0000

Facial lacerations as in Elin tried to scratch his eff-ing eyes out for so much as “looking” at another woman?

I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’.