ABC Searching For USC Nebraska Former Players For Broadcast

IF LARRY THE CABLE GUY AIN’T THERE, WE’ll PROB PASS: We’ll be at the SC-Husker game in Lincoln this Saturday, and have no idea yet about tickets. And thanks to a Scott Wolf post on the L.A. DAILY NEWS website this week, we aren’t so sure about dropping two-hundy on get-me-ins.

Nebraska Cornhuskers Mascot

Wolf writes game broadcaster ABC is “trying to get as many former USC and Nebraska players as possible to attend Saturday’s game. Roger Craig is among the Huskers expected to be on the sideline.“Why would the network care who is at the game if it’s an uber-competitive tilt?

OJ Simpson

We don’t know who USC and Nebraska will come up with, but we do have a slap-happy suggestion: A halftime PPV cage match between O.J. Simpson and Lawrence Phillips (it’ll be a home game for #1).Simpson will be provided a blade suitable for boning, while Phillips is furnished a steep set of stairs.

Lee Corso Is A Penis

And if that isn’t enough entertainment, the prospect of hearing the wit and wisdom of ESPN’s College GameDay has us already sporting a semi.