• Instant replay in Major League Baseball is used for the first time - for the player we all know it was designed for.

• Pretending to be Joba Chamberlain can score you some free bagels - and free accommodations at the local jail.

• The next evolution in sports - Pigskin … In … Spaaaaaace!

• The Florida Marlins can only reel in 600 fans for Wednesday’s game. Even the Jupiter Hammerheads can get more butts in the seats.

• NBA rookies Mario Chalmers & Darrell Arthur face suspensions because of pot possession. Chalmers’ response: “SKINNERRRRRR!”

• Average Joe, er, Dan beats LeBron James in a game of Horse. The Washington Wizards immediately offer a contract.

• Daunte Culpepper can’t find a QB job, so he calls it a career.

• What better way to start an indie rock concert than with a PowerPoint presentation by some sports blogger.

• Uber-agent Drew Rosenhaus makes Eagles CB Sheldon Brown frown.

• Speaking of cornerbacks, Terence Newman of the Cowboys takes his first ride on Tony Hawk’s rollercoaster - and probably his last.