• Thank goodness this A-Rod steroids admission happened, or we wouldn’t have anything else to talk about.

(Suppose Cynthia was really on to something, after all?)

• Still, it’s not like he’s accusing any media members of stalking him, right?

• Mike Leach is not to tickled about Texas Tech’s additional clauses in its latest contract offer to the Red Raiders coach.

• The tennis coach who served the Williams Sisters & Maria Sharapova has a new 4-year-old prodigy ready to cause a racket.

• The bong that Michael Phelps had his lips wrapped around? Some stoner tried to sell it on eBay for $100,000.

• Motocross racer Jeremy Lusk died from the injuries he suffered during an event crash in Costa Rica this weekend.

• Not that Mr. Rodriguez should grab all the glory, Miguel Tejada could be facing up to one year in jail for lying to congressional investigators.

• A Christian school commands its boys’ wrestling team not to tangle up with foes of the female persuasion.

• And the winner of today’s aggravated Adelman caption contest is…

Johnnie Utah, with this culinary tip: You know what they say about Mexican food from a curb side stand… You don’t buy it, you rent it.

Thanks for playing. Maybe a new contest tomorrow would put Rick in a much better mood.