A-Rod Overload; SI Stalkers?; Mike Leach is Mad

• Thank goodness this A-Rod steroids admission happened, or we wouldn’t have anything else to talk about.

Alex & Cynthia Rodriguez dinner staredown

(Suppose Cynthia was really on to something, after all?)

• Still, it’s not like he’s accusing any media members of stalking him, right?

Mike Leach is not to tickled about Texas Tech’s additional clauses in its latest contract offer to the Red Raiders coach.

• The tennis coach who served the Williams Sisters & Maria Sharapova has a new 4-year-old prodigy ready to cause a racket.

• The bong that Michael Phelps had his lips wrapped around? Some stoner tried to sell it on eBay for $100,000.

• Motocross racer Jeremy Lusk died from the injuries he suffered during an event crash in Costa Rica this weekend.

• Not that Mr. Rodriguez should grab all the glory, Miguel Tejada could be facing up to one year in jail for lying to congressional investigators.

• A Christian school commands its boys’ wrestling team not to tangle up with foes of the female persuasion.

• And the winner of today’s aggravated Adelman caption contest is…

Rick Adelman Houston Rockets coach

Johnnie Utah, with this culinary tip: You know what they say about Mexican food from a curb side stand… You don’t buy it, you rent it.

Thanks for playing. Maybe a new contest tomorrow would put Rick in a much better mood.